Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Leave her alone...

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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this is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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