Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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hi corey

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sdasdadasdasd

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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