Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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( o Y o )

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Jason Connor.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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