- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Your time.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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