A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Cancer.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Penis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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