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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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