- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Dubstep < Music

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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