A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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