How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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THE GAME

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How old are you? 20

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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