What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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IU football

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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