Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I like hats XD!

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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.....Carrot Top....

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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