Women's rights

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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