- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

I have Alzheimer. What?

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Who is a knob? ross d

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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