Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Your social life.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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vbh

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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T-Dog scare me

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Women's rights.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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