- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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