What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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