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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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