You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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