Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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The WNBA

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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