What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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