Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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