A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Hi what I lug you

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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