- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

This is not a joke or is it

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Black People.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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