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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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