- Anti Joke

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

a horse walks into a blender ow

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.