What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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My life :(

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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._____________________. Whale!

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