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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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