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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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