- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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