Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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