josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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