- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

I told you it would happen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Who is big and stupid My brother

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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