A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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