why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

women's rights

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

i dont like attention whores lol

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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