What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

womens rights

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Anyone??????????/

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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