Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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penis

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Here's another:

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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boobs.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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