What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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I am a nigger.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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