How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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tea with milk?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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