Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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bite me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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