Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Denard Robinson

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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american idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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star wars kid

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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