What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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star wars kid

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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