- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do I hate? people

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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