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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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