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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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