You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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