- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Matthew Wyckoff

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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