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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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