q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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