What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's 9+10? 19

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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