- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Poker face

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

You sick fiend

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mums a potato

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