- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Sex

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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