what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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