Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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