- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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