- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Jesus Christ

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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