Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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