Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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