why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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