Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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guess what? bannanas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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