Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is green and is not grass A frogg

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

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