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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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