What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

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