You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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