- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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