How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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