Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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