Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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