What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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