What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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