What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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