- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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