What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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