A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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