- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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