- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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