BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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