Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Pickle

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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God is real.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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