What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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