- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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