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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

i saw amango it splootered

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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