Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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